Injuries
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‘He Is Very, Very Sad’ – Neymar Ruled Out Of World Cup After Breaking Bone In His Spine
July 5th, 2014
Injuries
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Retro Football: Toni Schumacher Poleaxes Patrick Battiston With His Arse, 1982 (Video)
July 4th, 2014
Featured
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Official: Luis Suarez Handed Nine-Match Ban And Banned From All Football For Four Months
June 26th, 2014
FAIL
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Songwriter Tom Rosenthal Pens Achingly Beautiful Piano Ballad About Luis Suarez And His Madness (Audio)
June 26th, 2014
Injuries
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Wall Street Journal Produces World Cup Injury-Feigning Rankings, Brazil Come Out On Top
June 25th, 2014
Injuries
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FIFA Open Disciplinary Proceedings Over Luis Suarez Bite, Cannibalistic Striker Could Face Mammoth 24-Match Ban!
June 25th, 2014
Injuries
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Uruguay Physio Walter Ferreira, 63, Halted His Own Cancer Treatment To Treat Luis Suarez’s Knee Injury
June 20th, 2014
Hardmen
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World Cup GIF: Cameroon’s Alex Song Sent Off For Ludicrous Elbow On Mario Mandzukic
June 19th, 2014
FAIL
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England Physio Gary Lewin Suffers Dislocated Ankle While Celebrating Daniel Sturridge’s Goal Against Italy
June 15th, 2014
Injuries
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Robin Van Persie Suffers Slight Injury After Being Hit By Rogue Kitesurfer On Brazilian Beach
June 10th, 2014
FAIL
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Hammy Coach Performs Wonderfully Theatrical Dive On Touchline During Amateur Football Match (Video)
June 9th, 2014
FAIL
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Mard Arse: Arjen Robben Lashes Out At Holland Team-Mate Bruno Martins Indi After Series Of Strong Training Ground Tackles (Video)
June 9th, 2014
FAIL
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Jose Mourinho Runs Onto Pitch And Decks Olly Murs With Sly Foul During Soccer Aid (Video)
June 9th, 2014
Funnies
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Marco Reus Turns Ankle During Germany Friendly, Joins Lengthy World Cup Crock List
June 7th, 2014
Injuries
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‘His Injury Can Never Be Cured’ – Ghanaian Witch Doctor Claims He Caused Cristiano Ronaldo’s Knee Knack
June 5th, 2014
Injuries
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Real Madrid’s Angel Di Maria Claims It ‘Hurt’ Being Linked With A Move To Tottenham
May 30th, 2014
Hardmen
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Luis Suarez Suffers Knee Injury In Uruguay Training, Scheduled For Emergency Surgery, World Cup In Doubt
May 22nd, 2014
Injuries
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Football Vine: Pep Guardiola Gives Franck Ribery Weird Massage During German Cup Final
May 18th, 2014
Bundesliga
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Yoann Gourcuff To Miss Lyon’s Final Game Of The Season After Suffering Ankle Injury Walking His Dog
May 14th, 2014
FAIL
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Tottenham Release Cracking Official Footage Of Lewis Holtby Scything Down Howard Webb (Video)
May 14th, 2014
Hardmen
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Club Pull Out Of Sunday League And Cease Operations Entirely After Thuggish Player Leaves Referee In Hospital
May 7th, 2014
Hardmen
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Dortmund’s Kevin Grosskreutz Publicly Apologises After Attacking Cologne Fan With His Doner Kebab
May 6th, 2014
Bundesliga
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Fan Killed By Flying Toilet At Brazilian Second Division Game In Recife
May 4th, 2014
FAIL
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Football GIF: Benfica’s Ezequiel Garay Suffers Nasty Facial Injury After Paul Pogba Cocks-Up Overhead Kick
May 2nd, 2014
Europa League
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Andros Townsend Ruled Out Of World Cup Due To Ankle Ligament Injury, But It’s Not All Doom And Gloom…
April 30th, 2014
Injuries