Horror Hair
Horror Hair: Every so often a hairstyle comes along that is worthy of note and/or scorn. Mostly scorn. This way for a comprehensive run-down of the most baffling follicular arrangements ever attempted by professional footballers.
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is prejudiced against the mohawk hairstyle
March 31st, 2021
Funnies
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Ronaldo apologises for iconic 2002 haircut – especially to mothers
March 30th, 2021
Horror Hair
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Shit Lookalikes: Kylian Mbappe with blue hair and snooker chalk
December 17th, 2020
Horror Hair
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Gareth Bale’s hair is magnificent and absurd
September 3rd, 2020
Funnies
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Scott Brown with hair is not intimidating
July 15th, 2020
Hardmen
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Pies Classics Remastered: Top 10 Shameful Football Ponytails
February 18th, 2019
Horror Hair
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FA Cup Horror Hair: AFC Wimbledon Winger Scott Wagstaff Debuts Enormous ‘Half-And-Half Beard’ For Fifth Round (Photos)
February 16th, 2019
FA Cup
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Shit Lookalikes: Neymar With His New Dreadlocks & Eddy Gordo (Of ‘Tekken 3’ Fame)
January 7th, 2019
Horror Hair
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Lip Service: Vicente Del Bosque Shaves Off Big Moustache Thus Ending Iconic 40-Year Partnership (Photo)
November 28th, 2018
Horror Hair
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‘New Year, New Look’ – Horror Hair Stalwart Marouane Fellaini Shaves Off Dense Wire-Wool Head Shrubbery In Run Up To 31st Birthday
November 14th, 2018
Horror Hair
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Horror Hair: Young Real Madrid Fan Has Harrowing Image Of Sergio Ramos Shaved Into Back Of Head (Photo)
October 25th, 2018
Horror Hair
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World Cup: Eric Cantona Mocks Neymar’s Silly Noodle Hair On Instagram (Photo)
June 18th, 2018
Horror Hair
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World Cup Shit Lookalikes: Neymar & Briquette Of Super Noodles
June 17th, 2018
Horror Hair
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Lookin’ Good: Everton Midfielder Tom Davies Turns Up To ‘Player Of The Year’ Awards Bash Dressed As The 1970s (Photos)
May 2nd, 2018
Everton
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‘I Need Sensible Hair Like Gary Neville’ – Man Utd Dreadnought Nemanja Matic Won’t Be Going Down The Paul Pogba Route Any Time Soon
April 21st, 2018
Horror Hair
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‘I’m Not Proud Of It, But It Helped Me Relax’ – Ronaldo Reveals Cunning Strategy Behind 2002 World Cup Horror Hair
March 21st, 2018
Horror Hair
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Horror Hair: Marouane Fellaini Made To Look Adorable With ‘Pig-Tail’ Bunches In Magazine Photoshoot
March 13th, 2018
Horror Hair
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Shit Lookalikes: Sheffield Wednesday Coach Jos Luhukay & Ron Mael From ‘Sparks’
February 28th, 2018
Horror Hair
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No Frills: Football Stickers Chart The Incredible Non-Evolution Of Gareth Barry (Photos)
September 22nd, 2017
Aston Villa
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Horror Hair: Genoa Striker Goran Pandev Reveals Bald Spot Shaped Like Gentleman’s Dangly Bits (Photo)
September 11th, 2017
Horror Hair
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Horror Hair Hall Of Fame: Misty-Eyed Retrospective Of Neymar’s Most Ludicrous Looks, 2010-2013
August 2nd, 2017
Featured
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Heartbreaking: Alvaro Morata Dyed Hair Red For Man Utd Presentation But Had To Shave It Off When Transfer Collapsed (Photos)
July 14th, 2017
Horror Hair
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Horror Hair: Swansea’s New Signing Roque Mesa Just Looks Awful Across The Board (Photo)
July 6th, 2017
Horror Hair
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Horror Hair Revisited: Ronaldo Explains The Science Behind Dreadful Haircut At 2002 World Cup
February 20th, 2017
Horror Hair
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Asamoah Gyan (And 45 Other Players) Found Guilty Of Sporting ‘Unethical Hair’ By UAE Football Assocation
February 15th, 2017
Horror Hair