Injuries
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Football GIF: Newcastle’s Moussa Sissoko Smacks Referee Mike Jones Across The Face
December 14th, 2013
Funnies
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Brazilian Season Ends In Total Carnage As Reigning Champions Fluminense Relegated And Extreme Crowd Violence Delays Vasco Da Gama Match For An Hour
December 9th, 2013
FAIL
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Sven Bender Bled On So Many Shirts That Dortmund’s Kitman Was Forced To Fetch One From Club Shop
November 28th, 2013
Champions League
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Philippe Mexes Missed AC Milan’s Win Over Celtic With Injury Caused By ‘Excessive Sunbed Use’
November 27th, 2013
Champions League
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Ajax Fan ‘Seriously Injured’ After Falling Head-First From 15ft Perimeter Wall At Amsterdam Arena
November 27th, 2013
Barcelona
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FC Seoul Striker Mauricio Molina Knocked Out Cold After Being Headbutted And Punched In The Face Simultaneously (Video)
November 26th, 2013
Hardmen
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Swindon Fan Banned For Life After Running Onto Pitch And Punching Leyton Orient Keeper In The Face (Video)
November 24th, 2013
FAIL
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Hull City Midfielder David Meyler Hacks Down Southampton Mascot During Half-Time Relay Race (Video)
November 12th, 2013
FAIL
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Kaizer Chiefs Defender Punches Striker Directly In Front Of Referee, Everybody Remains Ridiculously Calm About It… (Video)
November 12th, 2013
FAIL
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Italian ‘Derby Of Shame’ Match Abandoned After 21 Minutes After Away Team Reduced To Six Men
November 11th, 2013
FAIL
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Joey Barton Helpfully Checks If Danny Guthrie’s Gonads Are Intact After Injury Scare (Video)
November 10th, 2013
Championship
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Uruguayan Goalkeeper Juan Obelar Chops Off Four Fingers In Hideous DIY Accident, Forced To Retire
November 6th, 2013
Injuries
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Tottenham Branded ‘Irresponsible’ For Allowing Hugo Lloris To Play On After Being Knocked Unconscious
November 4th, 2013
Everton
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PSV Keeper Przemyslaw Tyton Knocks Himself Out Cold While Saving Free-Kick (Video)
October 28th, 2013
Injuries
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Wolves’ James Henry Wipes Out Oldham Manager Lee Johnson At The Knees (Video)
October 23rd, 2013
Football League
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Cristiano Ronaldo Installs £36,000 Criosauna At Home After Becoming ‘Hooked’ On Muscle Freezing Therapy
October 22nd, 2013
Injuries
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‘Fist Pump’ Goal Celebration Gone Awry Leaves FC Twente Coach Michel Jansen Needing Emergency Dentistry
October 21st, 2013
Hardmen
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Injury Update: Iago Aspas Thankfully Hasn’t Ruptured His Rectum After All
October 18th, 2013
Injuries
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Micah Richards Pranks Man City Photographer, Pulls Up With Phony Injury During Advert Shoot (Video)
October 18th, 2013
Funnies
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Barnet Player-Manager Edgar Davids Unleashes His Inner Pitbull, Gets Sent Off For Elbowing Opponent (Photos)
October 13th, 2013
Hardmen
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Swedish Striker Johan Elmander Feigns Headbutt Assault, Gets Austria’s Marko Arnautovic Sent Off (Video)
October 12th, 2013
FAIL
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Philippe Mexes Given Hefty Four-Game Ban For Sucker Punching Giorgio Chiellini In Back Of Head (Video)
October 8th, 2013
Hardmen
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Championship Snapshot: SHORYUKEN!
October 2nd, 2013
Championship
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Celtic Scrapper Scott Brown Harshly Sent-Off Against Barcelona For Swiping At Neymar (Video)
October 2nd, 2013
Barcelona
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Least Surprising Revelation Of The Day: Roy Keane, Nicky Butt & Paul Scholes Used To Deliberately Kick Cristiano Ronaldo Every Day To Toughen Him Up
October 1st, 2013
Hardmen