FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Rough Start: Miguel Cardoso Confuses Celta Vigo With Local Rivals Deportivo La Coruna At First Press Conference As New Head Coach November 15th, 2018 FAIL
• MLS Playoffs: Portland Timbers Players Celebrate Prematurely After Forgetting How Aggregate Scorelines Work (Photo & Video) November 9th, 2018 FAIL
• Dobbed In: Tottenham Reported To Advertising Standards Agency Over ‘Misleading’ Poster Claims About New Stadium And Champions League Football November 8th, 2018 Champions League
• Kaboom! Russia Defender Danil Karpuik Scores Unbelievably Emphatic Own-Goal During Youth Olympics Futsal Gold Medal Match (Video) October 19th, 2018 FAIL
• Europa League: Another Loris Karius Blunder Gifts Malmo Soft Goal As Besiktas Stumble To Defeat (Photo & Video) October 5th, 2018 Europa League
• Wild Blue Yonder: Richarlison Makes Utter Hash Of Penalty As Everton Tumble Out Of League Cup To Southampton (Photo & Video) October 3rd, 2018 Everton
• Poacher Supreme: Referee Accidentally Scores Freak Goal During Dagestan Regional League Match (Video) October 1st, 2018 FAIL
• Punditry Will Eat Itself: Richard Keys Proves Once Again He’s Still Genuinely The Worst Football ‘Expert’ Operating Amid An Entire Ocean Of Mundane Mediocrity October 1st, 2018 FAIL
• Peru: FBC Melgar Benefit As Sudden Outbreak Of Bamboozling Defensive Nonsense Results In Exquisite Own-Goal (Video) September 27th, 2018 FAIL
• Chinese Super League: Guangzhou R&F Successfully Sabotage Themselves With Laughably Terrible Own-Goal (Video) September 24th, 2018 Chinese Super League
• Europa League: Goal Celebration Miscalculation Sees FC Zurich Striker Leap Over Advertising Boards And Straight Down Hole (Video) September 21st, 2018 Europa League
• Ronnie Rosenthal Smiles Upon Thee: 16 Of The Very Worst Football Open Goal Misses Known To Man September 19th, 2018 FAIL
• Oops: Alisson Caught Playing Silly Buggers In Own Penalty Box As Leicester Pull One Back Against Liverpool (Photo & Video) September 1st, 2018 FAIL
• South Africa: Orlando Pirates Striker Thamsanqa Gabuza Attempts To Silence Haters By Getting Sent Off In Absurd Circumstances (Video) August 29th, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Ugandan Deputy Prime Minister Moses Ali Makes Slapstick Hash Of Ceremonial League Kick-Off (Video) August 21st, 2018 FAIL
• Bristol Rovers Vow To Investigate After Babestation ‘Accidentally’ Broadcast In Stadium Bars At Half-Time Of EFL Cup Tie (Photos & Video) August 15th, 2018 FAIL
• EFL Cup: Yeovil Winger Celebrates Goal With ‘Loser’ Dance In Front Of Aston Villa Fans Before Instant Karma Strikes At Huish Park (Video) August 15th, 2018 FAIL
• Complete Turkey: Fenerbahce Announce Islam Slimani Loan Deal With Excruciatingly Bad Introduction Video August 14th, 2018 FAIL
• Nearly Correct: Crystal Palace Welcome New Signing Max Meyer Using Photo Of Joshua Kimmich, A Different German Midfielder August 2nd, 2018 Crystal Palace
• Pre-Season Larks: Man Utd Produce Worst Game Of ‘One-Touch Keep Ball’ You’re Ever Likely To See (Video) July 31st, 2018 FAIL
• Man City: Actor Neil Patrick Harris Makes Worst, Most Fundamental Error Imaginable While Attending First Ever Football/Soccer Match (Video) July 26th, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: FC Tokyo Youth Team Make Mess Of Fiendishly Constructed Free-Kick Routine (Video) July 21st, 2018 FAIL
• World Cup: Compilation Of Jordan Henderson ‘Regista’ Passes Against Croatia Makes For Difficult Viewing (Video) July 13th, 2018 England
• Liverpool: Loris Karius Makes Yet Another Embarrassing Error To Concede During Pre-Season Friendly Against Tranmere (Video) July 11th, 2018 FAIL
• United Soccer League: North Carolina FC Fans Treated To Spectacularly Awful Goalmouth Scramble (Video) July 10th, 2018 FAIL