FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• FAIL: Zimbabwean Duo Attempt The Messi-Suarez Tandem Penalty With Calamitous Results (Video) February 26th, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Classic Dreadful Goalkeeping Howler Opens The Scoring In AFC Asian Cup Tie (Video) February 24th, 2016 FAIL
• ‘Scandalous’ – Valencia Boss Gary Neville Livid After Youth Side Denied Perfectly Good Goal In Shoot-Out vs Chelsea (Video) February 23rd, 2016 Chelsea
• Aston Villa Manage To Lose Against Their Own U21 Side In Behind-Closed-Doors Friendly February 22nd, 2016 Aston Villa
• Trabzonspor Player Sent Off For Showing Red Card To Referee As Galatasaray Pinch Late Victory (Video) February 22nd, 2016 FAIL
• Shades Of Iwelumo: Roma ‘Striker’ Edin Dzeko Somehow Misses Gaping Open-Goal Sitter Against Palermo (Video) February 21st, 2016 FAIL
• Slick Operation: Cheltenham Town Execute Intricate Set-Piece Routine With Military Precision (Video) February 21st, 2016 FAIL
• Wolfsburg Fine Nicklas Bendtner For Breaking Club Rules With Instagram Photo Of His Mercedes Car February 20th, 2016 Bundesliga
• Andy Gray Translates David Luiz Interview In French Until Graeme Souness Points Out He’s Speaking Portuguese (Video) February 18th, 2016 Champions League
• Man City Fan Begs For Help After Realising Now Is A Really Bad Time To Have A Huge Tattoo Of Adam Johnson (Photo) February 16th, 2016 FAIL
• Aston Villa: Joleon Lescott Claims Poorly-Timed ‘Fancy Sports Car’ Tweet Was The Work Of Devious Trouser Goblins February 15th, 2016 Aston Villa
• Meat Cleavers And Cocaine: Former Everton Striker Marcus Bent Provides Your WTF Headline Of The Day February 13th, 2016 Everton
• Oops: Trinidad & Tobago Women Concede Farcical Penalty After Defender Misjudges Ball Being Out Of Play (Video) February 12th, 2016 FAIL
• Appalling Dive From Valencia Youngster Robs Celtic In UEFA Youth League Clash (Video) February 10th, 2016 FAIL
• Malfunctioning Plastic Ball Causes Scottish Cup Quarter-Final Draw To Be Bungled Live On Television (Video) February 9th, 2016 FAIL
• Un Oeuf Is Un Oeuf: Marseille Fans Accidentally Pelt Eggs At Chinese Tourists After Mistaking Bus For PSG Team Coach February 8th, 2016 FAIL
• Top Of Le Flops: Lyon’s Jordan Ferri Pulls Off Outrageous Dive In 3-0 Win Against Bordeaux (Video) February 3rd, 2016 FAIL
• ‘I ♥ Palermo!’ – Mario Balotelli Pays Loving Tribute To Sicilian Hometown With Photo Of Completely Different City February 3rd, 2016 FAIL
• FA Cup Pitch Invader Fined £200 For ‘Ridiculous’ Attempt To Win Back Ex-Girlfriend January 27th, 2016 FA Cup
• On This Day In 2002: Jamie Carragher Throws Coin Back Into Crowd As Red Mist Descends In Stormy FA Cup Clash Between Arsenal And Liverpool (Video) January 27th, 2016 Arsenal
• NAC Breda Fail Dismally With Attempt To Execute Laughably Complicated Set Piece Routine (Video) January 26th, 2016 FAIL
• West Ham Chairman David Gold Retweets Message From Angry Fan Telling ‘W*nk’ Carl Jenkison To ‘F**k Off’ January 25th, 2016 FAIL
• Red Alert: Five Players Sent Off As ‘Friendly’ Between Boca Juniors And River Plate Descends Into Anarchy (Video) January 24th, 2016 FAIL
• Robert Huth Lets Fly With Quite Possibly The Worst Free-Kick In Premier League History (Video) January 23rd, 2016 FAIL
• FAIL: Saudi Arabia King’s Cup Clash Sees Right Royal Own-Goal Howler From Clueless ‘Keeper (Video) January 20th, 2016 FAIL