FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Shit Football Kits: Spanish Side AD Caravaca’s New Strip Is A Real Horror Show! (Photos) August 12th, 2015 FAIL
• ‘I Feel Very Ashamed’ – Norrkoping Captain Andrea Johansson Formally Apologises For Appalling Dive Against AIK August 6th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Norrköping Captain Andrea Johanssen Performs The Most Embarrassing Dive We’ve Ever Seen (Video) August 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• When Panenkas Go Wrong: Malaga Midfielder Watches On As Goalkeeper Stop Pathetic Penalty With His Chest (Video) July 31st, 2015 FAIL
• Brazilian Defender Shown Red Card For Wearing Same Shirt Number As His Teammate (Video) July 29th, 2015 FAIL
• American Soccer Fan Makes Small Yet Critical Error When Buying His Frank Lampard Replica Shirt (Photo) July 27th, 2015 FAIL
• Shit Football Kits: Norwich City’s New 2015/16 Third Strip Is An Absolute Eyesore (Photo) July 21st, 2015 FAIL
• Julio Rey Successfully Sabotages His Own Big Move To Deportivo La Coruna With Insulting Tweet From 2012 July 21st, 2015 FAIL
• Craptastic Football Mascot Of The Day: Elvis J. Eel (Southend United) July 15th, 2015 FAIL
• Shit Football Ink: Fan Has Tattoo Of ‘Arsene Wenger Riding On A Dog’ After It Came To Him In A Dream (Photo) July 14th, 2015 Arsenal
• ‘Early Morning W*** On The Beach’ – Phil Neville Attempts To Tweet In Spanish (With Inadvertently Explicit Results!) July 13th, 2015 FAIL
• Real Madrid Recruit Danilo Struggles With Customary Kick-Ups At Bernabeu Presentation (Video) July 9th, 2015 FAIL
• Argentinian ‘Keeper Rodrigo Cervetti Drops Almighty Clanger With Absolute Classic Of The Genre (Video) July 9th, 2015 FAIL
• Gold Cup Gaffe: Canada Striker Cyle Larin Files Truly Horrendous Open-Goal Miss Against El Salvador (Video) July 9th, 2015 FAIL
• Pacific Games: Mighty Micronesia Manage To Concede 114 Goals In Opening Three Matches July 7th, 2015 FAIL
• Samuel Eto’o Saves Time Saying Goodbye To Sampdoria By Just Copy And Pasting His Entire Everton Farewell Letter June 30th, 2015 Everton
• Romanian Village Spend €18,000 On New Football Pitch Only To Leave Massive Tree Slap, Bang In The Middle Of It (Photo) June 29th, 2015 FAIL
• Busted Flush: Corinthians ‘Praying Day And Night’ They’ll Be Able To Sell Former Prodigy Alexandre Pato June 26th, 2015 FAIL
• Copa America: Edinson Cavani Sent Off After Gonzalo Jara Jams His Fingers Where The Sun Don’t Shine (Video) June 25th, 2015 FAIL
• Subway Barracked By Liverpool Fans After Accidentally Using Two Images Of Raheem Sterling In Facebook Advert (Photo) June 24th, 2015 FAIL
• Women’s World Cup: Japan Combine To Score Magnificent Team Goal Before Conceding Absolute Howler (Videos) June 24th, 2015 FAIL
• Parma Officially Declared Bankrupt And Relegated Down To Serie D, Calcio’s Highest Amateur Division June 23rd, 2015 FAIL
• UEFA Rules Force England U21s To Board Team Bus For 130 Metre Journey Between Hotel And Stadium (Video) June 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• Headstrong: Real Salt Lake’s Luke Mulholland Goes Above And Beyond To Defend His Own Goal-Line (Video) June 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• Brown Alert: Porto’s Manure-Coloured New Balance 2015/16 Away Kit Is Yuck…Just Yuck! (Photo) June 22nd, 2015 FAIL