FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Memphis Depay Criticised For ‘Dressing Like A Peruvian Pan Flute Player’ To Report For International Duty October 19th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Hapless Greek Stretcher-Bearer Falls Over, Drops Injured Player Twice (Video) October 18th, 2015 FAIL
• Referee Keith Stroud Forced To Retire Injured After Being Bulldozed By Hull City’s Chuba Akpom (Video) October 18th, 2015 Championship
• Al Ahly Winger Ramadan Sobhi Sparks Multi-Man Brawl With Unnecessary Showboating…Again (Video) October 16th, 2015 FAIL
• Netherlands Fail To Qualify For Euro 2016 As Robin Van Persie Scores Dreadful Own-Goal In Czech Defeat (Video) October 14th, 2015 Euro 2016
• FAIL: Wigan’s Leon Barnett Posts Strong Contender For ‘Botched Throw-In Of The Season’ (Video) October 12th, 2015 FAIL
• St Etienne Hooligans Attempt To Ruin Rival Fan’s Wedding, Get The Wrong Address, Ruin Innocent Couple’s Big Day October 11th, 2015 FAIL
• Former Finnish Manager Of The Year Sacked By Club After Ditching Game To Sneak Off And Do Live TV Punditry October 9th, 2015 FAIL
• FIFA Website Reports Massive News Of Blatter And Platini Suspensions In Most FIFA Way Imaginable October 8th, 2015 FAIL
• Ireland And Liverpool Legend Ronnie Whelan Gets In Muddle Over Sponsored Bulmers Tweet October 7th, 2015 FAIL
• Colorado Rockies Baseball Player Forced To Confirm He’s Not ‘That’ Brendan Rodgers After Being Inundated With Twitter Messages October 5th, 2015 FAIL
• Werder Bremen Winger Melvyn Lorenzen Suspended For Eating A Baguette October 2nd, 2015 Bundesliga
• FK Drina Zvornik Coach Discovers He’s Been Fired Via Facebook, Likes Comment Reading ‘About Time’ October 1st, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Al-Ahli Defender Concedes Daft Penalty After Disastrous Handball Cock-Up (Video) October 1st, 2015 FAIL
• Amateur Footballer Jailed For Breaking Opponent’s Leg With ‘Long Jump-Style’ Horror Tackle October 1st, 2015 FAIL
• Oil Check: Tanzania Ban Defender Juma Said For Two Years For Committing ‘Act Of Indecency’ October 1st, 2015 FAIL
• David Beckham Backs Former Side AC Milan To Win The Champions League, Though There’s One Small Issue… October 1st, 2015 Champions League
• ‘They Call Us The Royals’ – Reading Unveil Atrocious New Club Anthem, Co-Written By Their 76-Year-Old Chairwoman (Video) September 30th, 2015 FAIL
• Champions League: Arsenal Loanee Wojciech Szczesny Drops Clanger For Roma In Show Of Solidarity With David Ospina (Video) September 29th, 2015 Arsenal
• Brazilian Referee To Undergo ‘Psychological Assessment’ After Brandishing Gun During Game (Video) September 29th, 2015 FAIL
• Argentinian Striker Clambers Into Ambulance After Scoring, Gets Booked For His Troubles (Video) September 28th, 2015 FAIL
• FIFA Corruption: Swiss Attorney General Collars Sepp Blatter On ‘Suspicion Of Criminal Mismanagement’ September 25th, 2015 FAIL
• Clanger: Clumsy Arse Zacatepec ‘Keeper Bungs One In Off Back Of Oblivious Striker’s Head (Video) September 25th, 2015 FAIL
• FIFA 16 Fan Devastated After Dog Eats Brand New Game Before He Gets Home From Work (Photos) September 25th, 2015 FAIL
• Perpetual Fashion Disaster Charles N’Zogbia Arrives At Aston Villa Training Dressed Like A Sith Lord (Photo) September 24th, 2015 Aston Villa