FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Turkish Footballer Sacked For Deliberately Kicking Opponent In The Head After Being Sent Off (Video) December 23rd, 2015 FAIL
• Banter: Dietmar Hamann Confirms Newcastle Teammates Once Bought Him Adolf Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ For Christmas December 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• Inter Milan Nutjob Felipe Melo Sent Off For Studding Lazio’s Lucas Biglia In The Neck (Video) December 21st, 2015 FAIL
• Adel Taarabt Bungles Pathetic, Half-Arsed Penalty As Benfica Reserves Soundly Beaten By Porto (Video) December 20th, 2015 FAIL
• Adult Male Chelsea Fan Sings Cringeworthy Ode To Jose Mourinho Live On Television (Video) December 18th, 2015 Chelsea
• Lazio ‘Keeper Federico Marchetti Sparks Farcical Sequence Of Events After Injuring Himself While Celebrating Goal (Video) December 16th, 2015 FAIL
• Sporting Lisbon Striker Teo Gutierrez Booked For Pinching Referee’s Vanishing Spray To Celebrate Goal (Video) December 11th, 2015 Europa League
• FAIL: Adel Taarabt Is Most Definitely Not Ripping It Up In The Benfica Reserve Team (With Video Evidence) December 8th, 2015 FAIL
• Labour Councillors Caught Watching Crystal Palace’s Match Against Everton During Local Funding Debate (Photos) December 8th, 2015 Crystal Palace
• Melodramatic Chilean Linesman Goes Down Like Sack Of Spuds After Having Ball Kicked At His Thigh (Video) December 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• Real Madrid ‘Face Copa Del Rey Expulsion’ After Accidentally Fielding Ineligible Denis Cheryshev Against Cadiz December 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• Leeds United Fans Furious After Club Effectively Forces Them To Buy £5 Pie With Every Match Ticket December 2nd, 2015 Championship
• Bolton’s Financial Crisis Mounts As Player Wages Go Unpaid For November November 30th, 2015 Bolton Wanderers
• Spanish Player Receives 12-Month Ban For Attempting To Slap Female Linesman With His Penis November 27th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Clueless ‘Manchester United Fan Of 30 Years’ Fails To Recognise George Best (Video) November 24th, 2015 FAIL
• On This Day In 1996: Ali Dia Makes His Legendary Southampton Debut November 23rd, 2015 FAIL
• Brechin City ‘Keeper Turns Up At Wrong Stadium After Mistaking Home Fixture For An Away Game November 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• A-League Blooper: Brisbane Roar Goalie Jamie Young Somehow Manages To Nutmeg Himself Before Dropping Even Bigger Clanger (Videos) November 20th, 2015 FAIL
• Gale Farce: Thurrock FC Score Insane Wind-Assisted Own-Goal During Isthmian League Game Against Romford (Video) November 19th, 2015 FAIL
• Belgian Player Risks €350 Public Urination Fine After Footage Of Him Missing A Goal While Taking Emergency Pee Goes Viral (Video) November 17th, 2015 FAIL
• Costa Rican Match Halted While Referee Turfs Loud-Mouth Commentator Out Of The Stadium (Video) November 15th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Scottish Highland League Striker Files Incredibly Strong ‘Worst Penalty Ever’ Contender (Video) November 10th, 2015 FAIL
• Retro Football: Nott’m Forest Keeper Barry Roche Foiled By Rogue Coffee Cup Away Against Derby, 2004 (Video) November 6th, 2015 Derby County
• West Ham Owner David Gold Retweets ‘Missing Person’ Plea….For West Ham Winger Michail Antonio November 5th, 2015 FAIL
• Gaffe: Manchester United Boss Louis Van Gaal Calls Chris Smalling ‘Michael’ Once Again (Video) November 4th, 2015 Champions League