FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• On This Day In 1996: Ali Dia Makes His Legendary Southampton Debut November 23rd, 2015 FAIL
• Brechin City ‘Keeper Turns Up At Wrong Stadium After Mistaking Home Fixture For An Away Game November 22nd, 2015 FAIL
• A-League Blooper: Brisbane Roar Goalie Jamie Young Somehow Manages To Nutmeg Himself Before Dropping Even Bigger Clanger (Videos) November 20th, 2015 FAIL
• Gale Farce: Thurrock FC Score Insane Wind-Assisted Own-Goal During Isthmian League Game Against Romford (Video) November 19th, 2015 FAIL
• Belgian Player Risks €350 Public Urination Fine After Footage Of Him Missing A Goal While Taking Emergency Pee Goes Viral (Video) November 17th, 2015 FAIL
• Costa Rican Match Halted While Referee Turfs Loud-Mouth Commentator Out Of The Stadium (Video) November 15th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Scottish Highland League Striker Files Incredibly Strong ‘Worst Penalty Ever’ Contender (Video) November 10th, 2015 FAIL
• Retro Football: Nott’m Forest Keeper Barry Roche Foiled By Rogue Coffee Cup Away Against Derby, 2004 (Video) November 6th, 2015 Derby County
• West Ham Owner David Gold Retweets ‘Missing Person’ Plea….For West Ham Winger Michail Antonio November 5th, 2015 FAIL
• Gaffe: Manchester United Boss Louis Van Gaal Calls Chris Smalling ‘Michael’ Once Again (Video) November 4th, 2015 Champions League
• Aston Villa Spell Their New Manager’s Name Wrong While Announcing Remi Garde’s Arrival (Photo) November 2nd, 2015 Aston Villa
• World Class Goalmouth Scramble Breaks Out As De Graafschap Lay Slapstick Siege To PSV (Video) November 1st, 2015 FAIL
• Wicked Game: Viktoria Koln Concede Cruel Goal While Trying To Do The Referee A Favour (Video) October 30th, 2015 Bundesliga
• Dynamo Kiev Executive Floats Idea Of ‘Segregated Stands For Black Fans’ In Wake Of Shameful Racist Scenes October 26th, 2015 Champions League
• FAIL: Twente’s Hakim Ziyech Goes Arse Over Biscuit While Celebrating Goal Against PSV (Video) October 26th, 2015 FAIL
• Shirt Shambles: Newcastle Manage To Spell Chancel Mbemba’s Name Wrong For Big Sunderland Derby (Photo) October 26th, 2015 FAIL
• ‘F**king Hell, It’s Men Against Boys’ – Bournemouth Vow To Probe Foul-Mouthed PA System Incident During Tottenham Game October 26th, 2015 Bournemouth
• Barnsley Fan Rescued From Oakwell By Firefighters After Falling Asleep On Toilet At Half-Time And Waking Up Seven Hours Later October 26th, 2015 FAIL
• Brutal: Carlos Tevez Gets Flipped Inside-Out By Horrendous Tackle From Lanus Defender Gustavo Gomez (Video) October 24th, 2015 FAIL
• Ex-Derby Player Stefano Eranio Sacked By Swiss TV Channel Over Dodgy Racist Remarks Made Live On Air October 22nd, 2015 Derby County
• Fallon d’Floor: CSKA’s Pontus Wernbloom Produces Laughably Crap Delayed Dive Against Manchester United (Video) October 21st, 2015 Champions League
• UAE Footballer Abdullah Qassem Jailed For Three Months For Criticising His National Team Manager October 20th, 2015 FAIL
• Memphis Depay Criticised For ‘Dressing Like A Peruvian Pan Flute Player’ To Report For International Duty October 19th, 2015 FAIL
• FAIL: Hapless Greek Stretcher-Bearer Falls Over, Drops Injured Player Twice (Video) October 18th, 2015 FAIL
• Referee Keith Stroud Forced To Retire Injured After Being Bulldozed By Hull City’s Chuba Akpom (Video) October 18th, 2015 Championship