FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• FAIL: Notts County Goalkeeper Ryan Schofield Drops Almighty Clanger Against Carlisle United (Video) March 12th, 2019 FAIL
• Bundesliga: Hannover Striker Genki Haraguchi Cruelly Denied Goal By Snow In Bayer Leverkusen Goalmouth (Video) March 10th, 2019 Bundesliga
• J-FAIL: Consadole Sapporo’s New Striker Anderson Lopes Finds Out The Hard Way About 10-Foot Drop Behind Advertising Boards (Video) March 9th, 2019 FAIL
• Champions League: Edin Dzeko Hits Deck In Comical Fashion After Falling Victim To Vicious Pepe ‘Headbutt’ (Video) March 7th, 2019 Champions League
• Point Blank: Alexandre Lacazette Blazes Absolute Sitter Over Crossbar As Arsenal Seal Routine Win Over Southampton (Photo & Video) February 24th, 2019 Arsenal
• Copa Libertadores: Sensational 15-Second Snippet Contains Goalkeeping Howler, Open-Goal Miss, Defensive Chaos AND Coach Falling Over (Video) February 22nd, 2019 FAIL
• Circling The Drain: Serie C Bottom Side Pro Piacenza Stuffed 20-0 By Cuneo After Naming Makeshift Team Of Just Seven Teenage Ringers (Photo) February 17th, 2019 FAIL
• VAR Farce: Fiorentina Benefit As SPAL Score Goal, Have It Disallowed And Then Have Penalty Given Against Them In Space Of Five Mad Minutes (Video) February 17th, 2019 FAIL
• Enjoy Your Trip: Jose Mourinho Falls Over At Russian Ice Hockey Match While Attending As Guest Of Honour (Photo & Video) February 4th, 2019 FAIL
• Masterclass: Michael Owen Flexes Supreme Acting Chops Once Again In Excruciating ‘Deadline Day’ Huawei Advert (Video) February 1st, 2019 FAIL
• ‘I’m Martin From Wakefield’ – Sky Sports Mistake Random Man In Crowd For Rumoured New Huddersfield Boss Jan Siewart (Video) January 20th, 2019 FAIL
• Liverpool: Mohamed Salah Caught Diving Once Again As Pathetic Plummet Goes Unpunished Against Crystal Palace (Video) January 19th, 2019 FAIL
• Softer Than Soft: Leeds United Defender Pontus Janssen Sent Off For Falling Over Against Stoke (Video) January 19th, 2019 Championship
• ‘I Cupped My Mouth To Make The Sound Carry’ – Wayne Hennessey Offers Perfectly Good Explanation For Anybody Who Thought He Made ‘Nazi Salute’ During Crystal Palace Club Dinner (Photo) January 7th, 2019 Crystal Palace
• Call It Squits: Galatasaray Defender Serdar Aziz Transfer Listed After Pulling Sickie For League Match Only To Be Spotted At Luxury Maldives Holiday Resort (Photo) January 2nd, 2019 FAIL
• A-League: Goalposts Collapse During Clash Between Central Coast Mariners And Perth Glory (Photos) January 1st, 2019 FAIL
• League Two: Linesman Forced To Wear Smart Shoes After Forgetting Football Boots During Tranmere v Morecambe Clash (Photo) December 26th, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Maidstone United Women Score THE WORST Goal Of All Time With Massive Assist From Opposing Defence (Video) December 21st, 2018 FAIL
• Europa League: Celtic Goalkeeper Craig Gordon Gifts Goal To RB Salzburg Striker Fredrik Gulbrandsen With Gigantic Blunder (Video) December 13th, 2018 Europa League
• St Johnstone: Liam Gordon Wins Super Soft Penalty By Literally Falling Over In Vague Proximity Of Hearts Defender (Video) December 7th, 2018 FAIL
• Europa League: Standard Liege Make Comically Awful Hash Of Golden Chance To Finish Off Sevilla In Stoppage Time (Video) November 30th, 2018 Europa League
• Clanger: Newcastle Midfielder Matt Ritchie Makes Mess Of Open Goal From All Of Two Yards Against Burnley (Video) November 27th, 2018 FAIL
• Modern Football Is Rubbish: Man Utd To Actually Sell Limited Quantity Of Hideous ‘EA Sports Digital Fourth Kit’ Designed For FIFA 19 (Photos) November 23rd, 2018 FAIL
• FAIL: Lesotho Striker Tumelo Khutlang Pulls Off Disastrous Double Miss During AFCON Qualifier Against Tanzania (Video) November 19th, 2018 FAIL
• Spain: Alvaro Morata Does Himself Zero Favours By Missing Absolute Gaping Sitter Of An Open Goal Against Bosnia (Video) November 19th, 2018 FAIL