FAIL

Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.

• Harry Maguire sent off after 30 minutes against Denmark – but let’s leave him alone, eh October 14th, 2020 England
• Retro football: Johan Cruyff tries to teach Hristo Stoichkov the art of skipping October 2nd, 2020 Barcelona
• Copenhagen score comic own goal of epic proportions October 2nd, 2020 Europa League
• Eric Dier ‘had to go’ for a poo during League Cup game September 30th, 2020 FAIL
• Stoke City have never had a positive goal difference. Never ever September 29th, 2020 FAIL
• Let’s all laugh at that Gonzalo Higuain MLS penalty miss September 28th, 2020 FAIL
• The most iconic non-league penalty miss ever? September 24th, 2020 FAIL
• Trippier and Ings collide in training – England are basically the Keystone Cops September 8th, 2020 England
• Did Paul Merson just say Harry Redknapp was better tactically than Arsene Wenger? August 4th, 2020 Arsenal
• Dortmund welcome Jude Bellingham with ‘Hey Jude’ rendition July 20th, 2020 Borussia Dortmund
• Dive of the week: Said Benrahma flops against Preston July 16th, 2020 Championship
• Nike leak hideous new Tottenham kit for 2020/21 July 8th, 2020 FAIL
• Kepa is the worst signing in Premier League history July 1st, 2020 Chelsea
• David Luiz and Mesut Ozil are finished at Arsenal June 18th, 2020 Arsenal
• Robert Lewandowski is boring and has a boring new nickname June 17th, 2020 Bayern Munich
• Instant Impact: Swedish Midfielder Mattias Ozgun Poked In Eye During Botched Substitution, Forced To Leave Field For Medical Treatment (Video) April 17th, 2019 FAIL
• Champions League Quarter-Final: David De Gea Handling Error Gifts Lionel Messi Goal As Barcelona Extend Lead Over Man Utd (Photo & Video) April 16th, 2019 Barcelona
• ‘We Can Afford To Lose’ – Man City Fan Struggles To Grasp How Games-In-Hand Actually Work During BBC Radio Phone-In (Audio) April 15th, 2019 FAIL
• Bulgaria: Ludogorets Defender Cosmin Moti Sent Off For ‘Provocative’ Goal Celebration, Irate Levski Fan Falls Through Tunnel While Attempting To Storm Pitch (Photo & Video) April 15th, 2019 FAIL
• This Video Is Not Available: River Plate Fan Sees New ‘QR Code’ Tattoo Sabotaged By Impressively Petty Youtube Copyright Infringement Claim April 12th, 2019 FAIL
• Retro Football: Dinamo Zagreb Midfielder Ilija Sivonjic Proves Eric Choupo-Moting’s Inexplicable Miss Isn’t Entirely Without Precedent, 2009 (Video) April 8th, 2019 FAIL
• ‘I’m Sorry, I Thought I Was Offside’ – PSG Forward Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting Attempts To Explain Astonishing Open-Goal Miss Against Strasbourg April 8th, 2019 FAIL
• Le Grand FAIL: PSG ‘Striker’ Eric Choupo-Moting Somehow Misses With Ball Already Halfway Over Strasbourg Goal Line (Photo & Video) April 8th, 2019 FAIL
• FAIL: Moroccan Side Youssoufia Berrechid Concede Idiotic Penalty After Getting Caught Out During ‘Instagram Selfie’ Goal Celebration (Video) April 4th, 2019 FAIL
• Copa Libertadores: San Jose Defender Cesar Mena Scores Two Laughable Own-Goals In Baffling 3-3 Draw Against LDU Quito (Video) April 3rd, 2019 FAIL