Retro: Scouring the goldmine that is football’s vast and colourful history for all the finest vintage photos, nostalgic videos and classic moments.
From little acorns…
Neil Sullivan still back-peddles to this in his nightmares.
Let’s hear it for a lesser-spotted Spurs kit…
You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?
Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard
Let’s hear it for Roger Milla’s bright green Adidas shirt
Rooney the teenage phenomenon
Michel wasn’t always a bureaucratic dickface
The Greatest Danes
Don’t mess with the Wolfman
A funny old game
Happy birthday Shanks
Remember when pros used to put pen to paper for the cameras?
Another great shot from the PA archives
Because taking the piss out of Fash the Bash never gets old
The birth of modern football
We hope it’s chips, it’s chips