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Funnies: Football is a constant stream of lols and we do our level best to root them all out for you. Weird, offbeat and bizarre football news from around the world

• Jamie Vardy wore ‘Chat Sh*t Get Banged’ shinpads against Arsenal October 26th, 2020 Funnies
• Chelsea add exciting young goalkeeper Petr Cech to 2020 Premier League squad October 20th, 2020 Chelsea
• Arsenal wish Mesut Ozil a very happy birthday October 15th, 2020 Arsenal
• On this day in 1996: Benito Carbone signed for Sheffield Wednesday and was insulted with pasta and Pavarotti October 14th, 2020 Funnies
• Spanish footballer (and Dragon Ball fan) changes his name to Goku October 12th, 2020 Funnies
• Gareth Bale might be a demon from another dimension October 8th, 2020 Funnies
• John Bercow went on GMB and shouted out Gunnersaurus October 6th, 2020 Arsenal
• Retro football: Johan Cruyff tries to teach Hristo Stoichkov the art of skipping October 2nd, 2020 Barcelona
• Copenhagen score comic own goal of epic proportions October 2nd, 2020 Europa League
• Danny Berrera scored a freak goal for Hartford Athletic in the fun USL October 1st, 2020 Funnies
• Retro football: The Gazza Song on Spitting Image September 30th, 2020 Funnies
• Eric Dier ‘had to go’ for a poo during League Cup game September 30th, 2020 FAIL
• The most iconic non-league penalty miss ever? September 24th, 2020 FAIL
• Coca-Cola is selling blue Everton cans in Colombia – aka The James Effect September 14th, 2020 Everton
• Ryan Fraser is a ‘wretched individual’ and a ‘turd’ – Simon Jordan September 10th, 2020 Bournemouth
• Eden Hazard is a responsible mask wearer September 10th, 2020 Funnies
• New Everton signing James Rodriguez saying ‘Up the Toffees’ is tremendous September 8th, 2020 Everton
• Yaya Toure allegedly tried to spice up Soccer Aid with prostitutes September 5th, 2020 Funnies
• Gareth Bale’s hair is magnificent and absurd September 3rd, 2020 Funnies
• Robin van Persie can’t say no to Dick August 7th, 2020 Eredivisie
• Scott Parker vs The Streets: Dry Your Eyes August 7th, 2020 Fulham
• Ross County has four goalkeepers named Ross August 3rd, 2020 Funnies
• Newcastle winger Matt Ritchie calls assistant referee a ‘wee dick’ July 21st, 2020 Funnies
• Gareth Bale thinks about golf as Real Madrid celebrate La Liga title win July 17th, 2020 Funnies
• Olivier Giroud and N’Golo Kante are Scrabble buddies July 15th, 2020 Chelsea