International football

• Japan: Kashima Antlers To Turn Team Of Ex-Players Into Zombies For Special ‘Escape Event’ Hosted At Their Stadium (Video) April 19th, 2017 International football
• Danish Superliga: Copenhagen Player Pelted With Dead Rats During Feisty Brondby Derby Match (Photos) April 18th, 2017 International football
• Shanghai Shenhua Fans Peeved After Carlos Tevez Misses Match Through ‘Injury’ Only To Be Spotted At Disneyland (Photo) April 18th, 2017 FAIL
• Phoenix Rising FC: Didier Drogba Joins Star-Studded USL Franchise As Player/Co-Owner April 13th, 2017 International football
• Aberdeen-Based Youth Team Lose Football In River Dee, Washes Up 1,000 Miles Away On Remote Norwegian Island (Photo) April 12th, 2017 International football
• Energy FC: It’s Not Everyday You See A Bicycle Kick Goal With A ‘Flip Thrown-In’ Assist (Video) April 12th, 2017 International football
• Emmanuel Adebayor Scores Hat-Trick As Basaksehir Wallop Galatasaray 4-0 In Turkish Super Lig (Video) April 11th, 2017 International football
• Shakhtar Donetsk Have Ukrainian Cup Quarter-Final Cancelled After Opponents Provide Truly Abysmal Pitch (Photo) April 7th, 2017 International football
• Impact Sub: Napoli’s Dries Mertens Scores Roughly Eight Seconds After Coming On As Substitute Against Juventus (Video) April 6th, 2017 International football
• Norway: Tromsdalen Play First Match Of Season With 20ft High Wall Of Snow Encircling Their Pitch (Photos) April 4th, 2017 International football
• Hugo Lloris Sends Signed Jersey And Personal Message To Luxembourg ‘Keeper Who Suffered ACL Injury Against France (Photo) April 1st, 2017 International football
• ‘Even Jesus Couldn’t Please Everyone’ – Portuguese Sculptor Responsible For Cristiano Ronaldo Bust Defends His Wonky Handiwork March 30th, 2017 International football
• ‘Our Boys Were A Bit Starstruck!’ – James McClean Turns Out To Play Against Team Of Local Kids With Down’s Syndrome (Photos) March 30th, 2017 International football
• Uncanny: New Cristiano Ronaldo Bronze Bust Unveiled At Madeira Airport Is Laughably Awful (Photos) March 29th, 2017 International football
• ‘My Desire Shouldn’t Be Questioned’ – Wilfried Zaha Releases Statement To Clarify How And Why He Chose Ivory Coast Over England March 29th, 2017 England
• ‘He’s Taken The Easy Option’ – Danny Mills Accuses Wilfried Zaha Of Tossing Off His Entire International Future By Snubbing England March 28th, 2017 England
• Want To Feel Old? Shaun Wright-Phillips’ Son Has Just Received His First England Youth Call-Up March 28th, 2017 England
• Sparta Prague: Tomas Rosicky Ruled Out For Rest Of Season After Managing Just 19 Minutes Of Football Since His Return March 28th, 2017 Injuries
• Ivory Coast-Senegal Friendly Abandoned In 88th Minute After Pitch Invader Rugby Tackles Player (Photos) March 28th, 2017 International football
• Horror Hair: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Debuts New ‘Glow In The Dark’ Five-Star Dye Job (Video) March 27th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Argentina Fan Gets Tattoo Tribute To Infamous Sliding Tackle That Split Javier Mascherano’s Anus In Twain (Photo) March 27th, 2017 International football
• Shane Long Used Pregnancy Breathing Techniques To Help Calm Seamus Coleman After Gruesome Double Leg Break March 27th, 2017 Injuries
• World Cup Qualifying: Chris Martin Nets Late Winner Against Slovenia To Keep Scotland’s Slim Hopes Alive (Video) March 26th, 2017 International football
• World Cup Qualifying: Jermain Defoe On Target As England Ease To Basic Victory Over Lithuania (Photos & Video) March 26th, 2017 International football
• Greek Tweak: Belgium Forward Dries Mertens Picks Up Weirdest Yellow Card Of The International Break (Video) March 26th, 2017 International football